Apart from Being Sexy, What Do You Do For a Living? (fanfiction)

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Username: zerrat
Class: Monk
Title: Apart from Being Sexy, What Do You Do For a Living?
Summary: After getting separated from her comrades, Lightning finds herself fighting off a very questionable suitor, who has some strange ideas about romance.
Characters/Pairings: Gilgamesh/Lightning
Word count: 2,263
Rating/warnings: T (language, violence, dirty and groan-worthy pickup lines and innuendos)

Additional Notes: So I finally got around to writing this! It's as corny and as cracktastic as the title implies, which you can thank thedrowned for. :3

So to eotheod, freijya, thedrowned, tjemd4, ireth_oronra and sai_salamander, this is for you awesome people!

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Comments

[lightofeilia.livejournal.com]

I could have sword I posted a comment???

Anyway, this was very hilarious!! xD

[lightofeilia.livejournal.com]

SWORN. not SWORD.

[zerrat.livejournal.com]

Over here! (http://zerrat.livejournal.com/36896.html)

:3

*hands you a sword anyway*

POINTS

[chacusha]

90 points to Team Monk