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[accidental_overlord]

Username: ireth_oronra
Class: Black Mage
Title: There's a Chocobo in the Building
Summary: Just a bit of fun, inspired by one of my favorite picture books as a child.
Characters/Pairings: Staff of the Shinra Corp.
Word count: 225
Rating/warnings: Unbeta'd



There's a chocobo in Tseng's office,
It's nomming on his notes,
"KWEH! KWEH!" says the chocobo,
"Get It Out!" yells Tseng,
"On it boss!" cries Elena,
As she chases it into...
The Hallway!

There's a chocobo in the hallway,
It's charging at the staff,
"KWEH! KWEH?!" says the chocobo,
"Look Out!" yells Elena,
"What's the deal, yo?!" cries Reno,
As it runs into...
His Cubicle!

There's a chocobo in Reno's cubicle,
It's gobbling his lunch,
"NOM! NOM!" says the chocobo,
"NO! MY LUNCH!" yells Reno,
"Grab it you idiot!" cries Elena,
As it jumps into...
The Elevator!

There's a chocobo in the Elevator,
It's causing quite the fuss,
"WARK! WARK!" says the chocobo,
"Kill it! Kill it!" yells Scarlet,
"Do it yourself!" cries Heidegger,
As it runs into...
The Board Room!

There's a chocobo in the board room,
It's toppling the Chairs,
"KWEH! KWEH!" says the chocobo,
"What is this?!" yells the President
"Oh My!" cries Reeve
As it climbs into...
The Air-vent!

There's a chocobo in the air-vent,
It's crawling rather well,
"WARK! WARK!" says the chocobo,
"Where is it?!" yells Elena,
"I hear something!" cries Reno,
As it falls into...
The Toilet!

There's a chocobo in the toilet,
It's bedraggled and confused,
"Kwehhh..." says the chocobo,
"Oh you poor thing." says Elena,
"Come on, yo." says Reno,
As they lead it back outside.

Fin.