Username: deadcellredux
Class: Monk
Title: Slip
Summary: Written for adventchallenge for notraffic's prompt, "Reno attempts to ice skate during the first winter at Healen. Elena helps him out. Use of ice skate blades for comedic relief and offensive weapons welcomed".
Characters/Pairings: Reno/Elena
Word count: 850
Rating/warnings: PG-13 for swearing. Takes place post-Advent Children (and believe it or not, it's actually NOT crack!)

Click to read: Slip

Username: deadcellredux
Class: Monk
Title: A Means to an End
Summary: After Meteor, things change. Takes place after the OG, but before the events of AC.
Characters/Pairings: Reno, Rude, Elena, Tseng, Rufus, Reeve. Could be viewed as Rufus/Tseng and Reno/Rude if you squint REALLY hard (well. Maybe only kind of hard).
Cumulative Word count: 9,563 (four chapters-- it's on AO3, though, so I linked to the main fic because otherwise linking to separate parts would get awkward)
Rating/warnings: PG-13 for language and Geostigma grossness.
Notes: This is illustrated with one very pretty piece of art by perky_teacakes! Plays with different points of view. Written for megaflare_ff 2011.

A Means to an End at AO3

Username: deadcellredux
Class: Monk
Title: A bunch of three-sentence AUs!
Summary: All of these were written in response to numerous LJ users for a 3-sentence AU fic meme.
Characters: Guh... Anna, Ashe, Auron, Balthier, Basch, Celes, Cid, Cyan, Edgar, Edward, Fran, Jecht, Kain, Locke, Rasler, Reno, Rude, Rydia, Sephiroth, Selphie, Setzer, Squall, Tseng, Vossler, Yuffie
Word count: Less than 2,100
Rating/warnings: Ratings go up to R, I think. Nothing explicit.

(Three Sentence AU fic dump)

(Okay-- I'm not sure how to post this because it's a bit bizarre in nature, but since the vast majority of these include FF characters/settings I figured I'd post it. This is a tag nightmare and generally discombobulated; I'm really posting it because I just want people to laugh at the ridiculousness and enjoy it-- sorry if I've submitted a monster in terms of tallying gil/points/whatever)

Username: deadcellredux
Class: Monk
Title: Green Lights and Blue Suits
Summary: One-shot taking place in Before Crisis (Compilation of FFVII), after Rude's last encounter with Chelsea. Friendship, WAFF, whatevz.
Characters: Reno, Rude
Word count: 1,505
Rating/warnings: PG-13 for language and tasteless comments on Reno's behalf (it's always Reno's fault).

("You won't know unless you try it. Might be just what you need, yeah?")