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Extra Limericks
Username: Zydoxis
Class: Soldier
Characters: Seifer and Zell
Word count: 72
Rating/warnings: Cursing and lewd subject matter
I once knew a guy I called "chickenwuss,"
who knew not a thing about lickin' puss,
so for a new trick,
he tried suckin' d**k.
Now he's gay and that surprises none of us.
~ Seifer Almasy
I once knew a guy I called "A HUGE F**KING ASSHOLE!"
Who apparently likes poetry, FAG
This s**t is for chicks
You're the one sucking d**ks
I'm gonna go eat a f**king hotdog.
~ Zell Dincht
Class: Soldier
Characters: Seifer and Zell
Word count: 72
Rating/warnings: Cursing and lewd subject matter
I once knew a guy I called "chickenwuss,"
who knew not a thing about lickin' puss,
so for a new trick,
he tried suckin' d**k.
Now he's gay and that surprises none of us.
~ Seifer Almasy
I once knew a guy I called "A HUGE F**KING ASSHOLE!"
Who apparently likes poetry, FAG
This s**t is for chicks
You're the one sucking d**ks
I'm gonna go eat a f**king hotdog.
~ Zell Dincht