Extra Limericks

[zydoxis.livejournal.com]

Username: Zydoxis
Class: Soldier
Characters: Seifer and Zell
Word count: 72
Rating/warnings: Cursing and lewd subject matter

I once knew a guy I called "chickenwuss,"
who knew not a thing about lickin' puss,
so for a new trick,
he tried suckin' d**k.
Now he's gay and that surprises none of us.

~ Seifer Almasy



I once knew a guy I called "A HUGE F**KING ASSHOLE!"
Who apparently likes poetry, FAG
This s**t is for chicks
You're the one sucking d**ks
I'm gonna go eat a f**king hotdog.

~ Zell Dincht

Comments

[zydoxis.livejournal.com]

As soon as I heard there was a limerick contest I jumped on it. I've churned out several already and can only submit two, so I may post a few more. V says a lot of you would find these hilarious, so I hope I don't offend anyone too terribly, as I think these stay very true to the characters themselves. =)

[demuredreams.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA ROFL :D

[shindoxxshuichi.livejournal.com]

ROFL INDEED.

[zerrat.livejournal.com]

LOL I love them, so totally what I'd expect from Seifer and Zell. :3

[breyzyyin.livejournal.com]

Haha, I love how they were responding to one another (I could definitely imagine them saying that about one another too!). They were funny! Nice work! ♥

[accidental_overlord]

I found this quite amusing, thanks for making my morning

[the-404-error.livejournal.com]

I can see those characters interacting like that, and these made me chuckle. XD *applauds*

[gargoule.livejournal.com]

this left me in a fit of giggles! oh hyne. that's great!

[loverlyzee.livejournal.com]

HAHAH! Love it.

[shindoxxshuichi.livejournal.com]

LOL they're just sucking each others' dicks -_-

POINTS

[chacusha]

You have a talent for writing limericks! XD

2 points to Team Soldier (sorry! D:)