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Username: Zydoxis
Class: Soldier
Characters: Seifer and Zell
Word count: 72
Rating/warnings: Cursing and lewd subject matter

I once knew a guy I called "chickenwuss,"
who knew not a thing about lickin' puss,
so for a new trick,
he tried suckin' d**k.
Now he's gay and that surprises none of us.

~ Seifer Almasy



I once knew a guy I called "A HUGE F**KING ASSHOLE!"
Who apparently likes poetry, FAG
This s**t is for chicks
You're the one sucking d**ks
I'm gonna go eat a f**king hotdog.

~ Zell Dincht

Comments

[the-404-error.livejournal.com]

I can see those characters interacting like that, and these made me chuckle. XD *applauds*