Extra Limericks

[zydoxis.livejournal.com]

Username: Zydoxis
Class: Soldier
Characters: Seifer and Zell
Word count: 72
Rating/warnings: Cursing and lewd subject matter

I once knew a guy I called "chickenwuss,"
who knew not a thing about lickin' puss,
so for a new trick,
he tried suckin' d**k.
Now he's gay and that surprises none of us.

~ Seifer Almasy



I once knew a guy I called "A HUGE F**KING ASSHOLE!"
Who apparently likes poetry, FAG
This s**t is for chicks
You're the one sucking d**ks
I'm gonna go eat a f**king hotdog.

~ Zell Dincht

Comments

[zydoxis.livejournal.com]

As soon as I heard there was a limerick contest I jumped on it. I've churned out several already and can only submit two, so I may post a few more. V says a lot of you would find these hilarious, so I hope I don't offend anyone too terribly, as I think these stay very true to the characters themselves. =)

[demuredreams.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA ROFL :D

[shindoxxshuichi.livejournal.com]

ROFL INDEED.