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FFin15 de-anon post!
Well, mine was the very silly abridged first disc of FFVIII. Beware of language, because apparently V thinks that cursing = abridged? lol
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virago_queen
Class: Black Mage
Title: FFVIII in 15
Summary: The first disc, silly script-style
Characters/Pairings: Ensemble VIII cast
Word count: 1036
Rating/warnings: The language! It is dirty.
- Intro -
Waves. Because they're awesome. Don't really have anything to do with the story, though. And then – ZOOM WHOOSH over the water! Magical floaty text appears! And the waves somehow become desert, what the fuck? Oh well. A ghosty guy! And then a pretty girl staring into the distance. With flowers! With petals that turn into feathers when caught, because it's cool. Sword comes flying from the sky! Shing! Clash! Epic fight scene! Obviously the guy with white feathers and the girl with angel wings are the good guys, crazy-looking lady with black hair and fireball flinging cheaters are the bad guys. Obligatory introduction of main characters complete! OMG THERE IS BLOOD SEE HOW EDGY WE ARE!? Epic fight scene fades, love-dovey scene of girl falling into guy's arms – because that's obviously not foreshadowing.
- End Intro -
SQUALL: I'm Squall. I'm the broody hero, and totally not cashing in on Cloud's popularity. 'Sup.
QUISTIS: *sigh* Squall, you're so clumsy! Also Iloveyouandyoursexyfurjacket – I mean, get your ass to class. We need to go hang out in a lava cave.
SQUALL: …
IFRIT: You brought Shiva! Not fair!
SQUALL: QQ baby.
ZELL: HOTDOGS ARE AWESOME!!
SQUALL: Please not this guy.
ZELL: HI SQUALL! WE ARE FRIENDS! =D
SQUALL: Only one thing could make this worse...
SEIFER: 'Sup bitches.
SQUALL and ZELL: ...it got worse.
QUISTIS: Exam time!
SEIFER: Fuck this noise, I'ma do what I want.
SELPHIE: Hi guys! <3 Teehee!
SQUALL: ...I am surrounded by morons.
ZELL: WTF IS THAT FLYING THING?
ZELL: WTF IS THAT METAL SPIDER THING?
QUISTIS: Boom, baby! Headshot!
XU: Fuck you Seifer, you suck at life.
SEIFER: …;_;
CID: Congrats! You guys made SeeD! <3 Except you, Seifer, you're a jerk.
SEIFER: ...*siiigh*
EVERYONE ELSE: YAY~! PARTY~! <3
RINOA: I'm a hot chick.
SQUALL: ...You are a hot chick.
RINOA: Dance?
SQUALL: ...Fuck no.
RINOA: Don't care!
RINOA: Oh, hey, I know I just dragged you out here, but...bye!
SQUALL: The hell?
QUISTIS: Hey Squall, forget her, come to this secret make-out spot with me for totally innocent reasons!
SQUALL: ...fine...
QUISTIS: Squall, these are all my problems...
SQUALL: ...fuck off.
QUISTIS: ;____;
SQUALL: I'm going to bed.
CID: Oh hey, go to Timber and do some stuff! Also here's this magic lamp. Don't rub it, it's cursed!
ZELL: ...=D *rubs it*
DIABLOS: Rawr. *munches on SeeDs*
SQUALL: Goddammit Zell!
ZELL: IT WORKED OUT OKAY, DIDN'T IT?
SELPHIE: Traaaaaaaaaaaaaainnnsss <3_<3
ZELL: ...>_> SELPHIE'S WEIRD.
SQUALL: Ugh...Tired...*passes out*
LAGUNA: Woo! I'm awesome. =D
SQUALL: ...oh what the fuck.
LAGUNA: Dude, Julia's hot.
SQUALL: ...she is pretty hot.
KIROS: Talk to her!
WARD: Yeah, you freaking pansy.
LAGUNA: ...okay. ;_; ...*wimps out*
KIROS, WARD, SQUALL: -_-;
JULIA: Come up to my room? *coy smile*
LAGUNA: ...*drooooool*
SQUALL: ...Okay, maybe this isn't so bad after all...
LAGUNA: *talks FOREVER...about himself*
SQUALL: Or maybe it is.
LAGUNA: Gotta go!
SQUALL: *wakes up* I dreamt I was moron.
SELPHIE: I didn't! I dreamt I was a hot black guy.
ZELL: I WAS A TOTAL BEEFCAKE! YEAH!
SQUALL: ...O_o Okaaaay. Well, we're here.
WATTS: Hi sir! *gets hit by train*
SQUALL: More morons. Joy.
ZONE: Blah blah princess blah blah stomachache.
SQUALL: ...Hey, hot chick.
RINOA: OMG hi! =D
SQUALL: …what.
RINOA: We're gonna steal a train and kidnap the president!
SELPHIE: But I wanna blow it up...;_;
EVERYONE ELSE: >_>;;
FAKE PRESIDENT: GUAGUAGUA!
EVERYONE: WTF IT'S A ZOMBIE
SQUALL: Alright, so THAT was a stupid plan.
RINOA: ;_; Fine! We'll go to the TV station and try again!
SEIFER: 'Sup, bitches?
SQUALL: ...not again...
ZELL: WE'RE FROM GARDEN DURR! XD
EVERYONE ELSE: GodDAMMIT Zell!
ZELL: …;_;
EDEA: Blond boy. Come with me.
SEIFER: ...*_* Okay.
SEEDS: *sigh* Going to Galbadia...*passes out on the way*
RINOA: O_o
LAGUNA: Woo! I'm still awesome, plus I have a girlfriend.
KIROS: And a hole on your butt.
WARD: And a hole in your shirt.
LAGUNA: Screw you guys. ;_; We're goin' home. *throws them all off a cliff*
SQUALL: ...well, okay, that was interesting. Moving on.
MARTINE: Assassinate the sorceress. Also this is Irvine. He's a cowboy manwhore sharpshooter.
IRVINE: Ladies. *smirk*
GIRLS: ...Eww...
IRVINE: ;_;
RINOA: This is Deling City! Let's go see my dad.
GUARD: The General doesn't have time for punk kids. Get lost in a tomb.
SQUALL: ...'kay.
EVERYONE: *gets lost in the tomb*
ZELL: WHY THE EFF IS THIS SO CONFUSING?
BROTHERS: RAWR SMASH!
SQUALL: Alright, back to the mansion.
CARAWAY: Took you long enough. Here's the ridiculously complicated plan.
RINOA: My plan is much simpler! =D
QUISTIS: No, that's stupid.
RINOA: Waaah! ;_;
QUISTIS: ...I know we're on a timetable and this is a superimportant mission and all, but...we have to apologize to Rinny.
SELPHIE: Okay, why don't you go and we'll stay here? Doesn't take three people to push a button, after all.
QUISTIS: I'm the leader! *lazer eyes* You come with me NOW!
GATE TEAM: *gets trapped, and then lost in the sewers*
ZELL: EVEN I KNOW THIS IS FREAKING STUPID.
RINOA: Hi Edea! I brought you a pretty bracelet! ^_^
EDEA: ...Do you not see this masterpiece of headwear? How dare you accuse me of being unable to accessorize! *mind controls for the fun of it*
IRVINE: Dude! The hot girl in blue is up there next to the hot lady in black!
SQUALL: They have names, you know...
IRVINE: So?
SQUALL: Okay, let's go save her. I'm sure I'll get docked pay if my employer gets killed.
RINOA: *is a damsel*
SQUALL: *saves her*
RINOA: My hero! =D
SQUALL: ...fuck off. Irvine, shoot the sorceress.
IRVINE: I don't wanna kill my mommy. ;_:
SQUALL: The fuck?
IRVINE: I MEAN. I have crippling anxiety! Even though I've been nothing but cocky.
SQUALL: ...Alright. I'll go be a badass. *steals a car*
IRVINE: I don't think grand theft auto was necessary...
RINOA: He's so cool *_*
SEIFER: Find your own sorceress, asshole!
SQUALL: Nope.
EDEA: You are ruining my parade!
RINOA and IRVINE: Die please!
EDEA: ...No. *throws giant ice spike at Squall, it hits him in the chest*
SQUALL: ...oh fuck. *falls off parade float*
~THE END~
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virago_queenClass: Black Mage
Title: FFVIII in 15
Summary: The first disc, silly script-style
Characters/Pairings: Ensemble VIII cast
Word count: 1036
Rating/warnings: The language! It is dirty.
- Intro -
Waves. Because they're awesome. Don't really have anything to do with the story, though. And then – ZOOM WHOOSH over the water! Magical floaty text appears! And the waves somehow become desert, what the fuck? Oh well. A ghosty guy! And then a pretty girl staring into the distance. With flowers! With petals that turn into feathers when caught, because it's cool. Sword comes flying from the sky! Shing! Clash! Epic fight scene! Obviously the guy with white feathers and the girl with angel wings are the good guys, crazy-looking lady with black hair and fireball flinging cheaters are the bad guys. Obligatory introduction of main characters complete! OMG THERE IS BLOOD SEE HOW EDGY WE ARE!? Epic fight scene fades, love-dovey scene of girl falling into guy's arms – because that's obviously not foreshadowing.
- End Intro -
SQUALL: I'm Squall. I'm the broody hero, and totally not cashing in on Cloud's popularity. 'Sup.
QUISTIS: *sigh* Squall, you're so clumsy! Also Iloveyouandyoursexyfurjacket – I mean, get your ass to class. We need to go hang out in a lava cave.
SQUALL: …
IFRIT: You brought Shiva! Not fair!
SQUALL: QQ baby.
ZELL: HOTDOGS ARE AWESOME!!
SQUALL: Please not this guy.
ZELL: HI SQUALL! WE ARE FRIENDS! =D
SQUALL: Only one thing could make this worse...
SEIFER: 'Sup bitches.
SQUALL and ZELL: ...it got worse.
QUISTIS: Exam time!
SEIFER: Fuck this noise, I'ma do what I want.
SELPHIE: Hi guys! <3 Teehee!
SQUALL: ...I am surrounded by morons.
ZELL: WTF IS THAT FLYING THING?
ZELL: WTF IS THAT METAL SPIDER THING?
QUISTIS: Boom, baby! Headshot!
XU: Fuck you Seifer, you suck at life.
SEIFER: …;_;
CID: Congrats! You guys made SeeD! <3 Except you, Seifer, you're a jerk.
SEIFER: ...*siiigh*
EVERYONE ELSE: YAY~! PARTY~! <3
RINOA: I'm a hot chick.
SQUALL: ...You are a hot chick.
RINOA: Dance?
SQUALL: ...Fuck no.
RINOA: Don't care!
RINOA: Oh, hey, I know I just dragged you out here, but...bye!
SQUALL: The hell?
QUISTIS: Hey Squall, forget her, come to this secret make-out spot with me for totally innocent reasons!
SQUALL: ...fine...
QUISTIS: Squall, these are all my problems...
SQUALL: ...fuck off.
QUISTIS: ;____;
SQUALL: I'm going to bed.
CID: Oh hey, go to Timber and do some stuff! Also here's this magic lamp. Don't rub it, it's cursed!
ZELL: ...=D *rubs it*
DIABLOS: Rawr. *munches on SeeDs*
SQUALL: Goddammit Zell!
ZELL: IT WORKED OUT OKAY, DIDN'T IT?
SELPHIE: Traaaaaaaaaaaaaainnnsss <3_<3
ZELL: ...>_> SELPHIE'S WEIRD.
SQUALL: Ugh...Tired...*passes out*
LAGUNA: Woo! I'm awesome. =D
SQUALL: ...oh what the fuck.
LAGUNA: Dude, Julia's hot.
SQUALL: ...she is pretty hot.
KIROS: Talk to her!
WARD: Yeah, you freaking pansy.
LAGUNA: ...okay. ;_; ...*wimps out*
KIROS, WARD, SQUALL: -_-;
JULIA: Come up to my room? *coy smile*
LAGUNA: ...*drooooool*
SQUALL: ...Okay, maybe this isn't so bad after all...
LAGUNA: *talks FOREVER...about himself*
SQUALL: Or maybe it is.
LAGUNA: Gotta go!
SQUALL: *wakes up* I dreamt I was moron.
SELPHIE: I didn't! I dreamt I was a hot black guy.
ZELL: I WAS A TOTAL BEEFCAKE! YEAH!
SQUALL: ...O_o Okaaaay. Well, we're here.
WATTS: Hi sir! *gets hit by train*
SQUALL: More morons. Joy.
ZONE: Blah blah princess blah blah stomachache.
SQUALL: ...Hey, hot chick.
RINOA: OMG hi! =D
SQUALL: …what.
RINOA: We're gonna steal a train and kidnap the president!
SELPHIE: But I wanna blow it up...;_;
EVERYONE ELSE: >_>;;
FAKE PRESIDENT: GUAGUAGUA!
EVERYONE: WTF IT'S A ZOMBIE
SQUALL: Alright, so THAT was a stupid plan.
RINOA: ;_; Fine! We'll go to the TV station and try again!
SEIFER: 'Sup, bitches?
SQUALL: ...not again...
ZELL: WE'RE FROM GARDEN DURR! XD
EVERYONE ELSE: GodDAMMIT Zell!
ZELL: …;_;
EDEA: Blond boy. Come with me.
SEIFER: ...*_* Okay.
SEEDS: *sigh* Going to Galbadia...*passes out on the way*
RINOA: O_o
LAGUNA: Woo! I'm still awesome, plus I have a girlfriend.
KIROS: And a hole on your butt.
WARD: And a hole in your shirt.
LAGUNA: Screw you guys. ;_; We're goin' home. *throws them all off a cliff*
SQUALL: ...well, okay, that was interesting. Moving on.
MARTINE: Assassinate the sorceress. Also this is Irvine. He's a cowboy manwhore sharpshooter.
IRVINE: Ladies. *smirk*
GIRLS: ...Eww...
IRVINE: ;_;
RINOA: This is Deling City! Let's go see my dad.
GUARD: The General doesn't have time for punk kids. Get lost in a tomb.
SQUALL: ...'kay.
EVERYONE: *gets lost in the tomb*
ZELL: WHY THE EFF IS THIS SO CONFUSING?
BROTHERS: RAWR SMASH!
SQUALL: Alright, back to the mansion.
CARAWAY: Took you long enough. Here's the ridiculously complicated plan.
RINOA: My plan is much simpler! =D
QUISTIS: No, that's stupid.
RINOA: Waaah! ;_;
QUISTIS: ...I know we're on a timetable and this is a superimportant mission and all, but...we have to apologize to Rinny.
SELPHIE: Okay, why don't you go and we'll stay here? Doesn't take three people to push a button, after all.
QUISTIS: I'm the leader! *lazer eyes* You come with me NOW!
GATE TEAM: *gets trapped, and then lost in the sewers*
ZELL: EVEN I KNOW THIS IS FREAKING STUPID.
RINOA: Hi Edea! I brought you a pretty bracelet! ^_^
EDEA: ...Do you not see this masterpiece of headwear? How dare you accuse me of being unable to accessorize! *mind controls for the fun of it*
IRVINE: Dude! The hot girl in blue is up there next to the hot lady in black!
SQUALL: They have names, you know...
IRVINE: So?
SQUALL: Okay, let's go save her. I'm sure I'll get docked pay if my employer gets killed.
RINOA: *is a damsel*
SQUALL: *saves her*
RINOA: My hero! =D
SQUALL: ...fuck off. Irvine, shoot the sorceress.
IRVINE: I don't wanna kill my mommy. ;_:
SQUALL: The fuck?
IRVINE: I MEAN. I have crippling anxiety! Even though I've been nothing but cocky.
SQUALL: ...Alright. I'll go be a badass. *steals a car*
IRVINE: I don't think grand theft auto was necessary...
RINOA: He's so cool *_*
SEIFER: Find your own sorceress, asshole!
SQUALL: Nope.
EDEA: You are ruining my parade!
RINOA and IRVINE: Die please!
EDEA: ...No. *throws giant ice spike at Squall, it hits him in the chest*
SQUALL: ...oh fuck. *falls off parade float*
~THE END~
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CRACKED ME UP SO BAD.
YOU SHOULD WRITE FOR DISC 2. DO IT
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Squall's constant attitude with Rinoa makes me giggle. "My hero!" "Fuck off." and the constant *damsel* had me chuckling like whoa. Lovely job, hon. :D
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Haha, I loved reading this abridged script so much both when it was posted AND here again! You did a great job with the lines, and it all made for a really humorous combination in the end. The last part in particular was just really fitting for how that scene played out! Awesome job. ♥ :D