MAY I PRESENT A DCR AND SAI PRODUCTION:

Username: deadcellredux & sai_salamander (co-authored!)
Class: Monk & Thief, respectively
Title: Five Moments of Desire (alternate title: DCR AND SAI'S FANSERVICE EXTRAVAGANZA)
Summary: There is something Ashe wants (this is a "Five Things" fic... uh, sort of)
Characters/Pairings: Ashe/Basch/Vossler, Al-Cid Margrace, Al-Cid's maid
Word count: 8,208 (probably a bit off)
Rating/warnings: NSFW! Explicit M/M and M/M/F, underage depending on where you live (we figure Ashe to be about 15-16 here), chivalry kink, clothing kink, TRASHY HISTORICAL ROMANCE NOVEL KINK, Rasler-what-Rasler (no really-- he doesn't exist in THIS tale), and lots of fan service.

So Sai and I got paired up for the gift exchange, but we decided to collaborate instead! We had so much fun writing this fic, and It is our sincerest hope that some fun will come from reading it! No, really-- that's what we were going for (and fan service *cough*). The collaboration was an awesome process. Many brofists were had. Sai is in bed right now, being on another continent and all, but everyone should know how awesome she is!

I think we caught all the typos and grammar things and whatnot.

Enjoy XD

( Five Moments of Desire )

Also: I guess we'll be needing an "Ashe/Basch/Vossler" tag XD

Username: deadcellredux
Class: Monk
Title: A bunch of three-sentence AUs!
Summary: All of these were written in response to numerous LJ users for a 3-sentence AU fic meme.
Characters: Guh... Anna, Ashe, Auron, Balthier, Basch, Celes, Cid, Cyan, Edgar, Edward, Fran, Jecht, Kain, Locke, Rasler, Reno, Rude, Rydia, Sephiroth, Selphie, Setzer, Squall, Tseng, Vossler, Yuffie
Word count: Less than 2,100
Rating/warnings: Ratings go up to R, I think. Nothing explicit.

(Three Sentence AU fic dump)

(Okay-- I'm not sure how to post this because it's a bit bizarre in nature, but since the vast majority of these include FF characters/settings I figured I'd post it. This is a tag nightmare and generally discombobulated; I'm really posting it because I just want people to laugh at the ridiculousness and enjoy it-- sorry if I've submitted a monster in terms of tallying gil/points/whatever)